I’d like to congratulate the Norwalk Bomber on another well placed poo by a canine. As you know, our primary victims are those five and younger. It doesn’t matter to us whether our feces are stepped on or handled by little teeny weeny hands, just as long as it upsets the older crowd. Here are the details of the latest incident.
NORWALK, Conn. - A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces.The woman claims her child’s shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage.
Sweet. So not only were the shoes ruined, but the outing was ruined as well. It makes one wonder about the size of the offending feces.
City attorney M. Jeffry Spahr says the official response is that her claim is denied and in his words, “poop happens.”
Kelly DeBrocky of Mahopac, N.Y., wants the city to reimburse her for $54 she spent replacing her toddler’s ruined shoes and the expenses for parking and aquarium admission on April 5.
Parking -$5
Tickets to acquarium - $41
Shoes - $54
Another annoyed human adult…Priceless
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