Missing A Pig? Check The Local Shelter

Bo (woof) In Commentary:
OK, which one of you lost a pig last weekend? It shouldn’t be hard to remember, the pig weighs 500 lbs and hogs most of the bed it shares with you.

The Charleston Animal Society wants to reunite with its owner a stray pig found in Adams Run or find him a new home.

The adolescent male, which is tan with black spots, had been seen wandering around the area for about a week, said Kay Hyman, society director of outreach and communications.

If you’re wondering where he was wandering around, I’d say...http://boknowsonline.com/2008/08/28/missing-a-pig-check-the-local-shelter/

Commisioner and Horse Suck Face in Public

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

I have to be honest with you. When I saw the picture on the left I immediately thought, “What an ass!” No, I wasn’t talking about the horse, but rather the commissioner.

With millions of dogs out there, purportedly man’s best friend, this guy decides to give his love and affection to an upgraded model of a burrow? There has to be more to it, and it turns out there was.

FARMINGTON, Utah - Lose a bet, kiss a horse. That’s how Davis County Commissioner Alan Hansen found himself kissing a 3-year-old sand-colored horse named Reno.

The smooch stemmed from a contest....http://boknowsonline.com/2008/08/22/commisioner-and-horse-suck-face-in-public/

Upside Down Fish Is Gold For Pub

We all view the world in different ways. Some see it as a world filled with treat givers, others as a world of treat takers but at least we all see the physical world the same way - right side up.

Well, a goldfish in the UK has spurned this world view and decided to mark it’s time on earth by doing it upside down. How it keeps from getting headaches, I don’t know, but it’s certainly turned into quite a tourist attraction at its local pub.

The fish - called ‘Aussie’ - has floated around with its white belly pointing upwards and its eyes staring down for the past four years.

Customers at the Globe Inn, in Lympstone near Exeter, Devon, spend hours watching...http://boknowsonline.com/2008/08/11/upside-down-fish-is-gold-for-pub/

Mine Sniffing Rats On A Leash

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

We all know there are lots of rats crawling around in this world. Lest you think I’m typing figuratively here, take a gander at the following story.

That’s right, we’ve got bomb sniffing rats taking biscuits right out of the mouths of dogs that would love to have that job, and don’t try to tell me this is a job a canine wouldn’t do. In fact this is one of the things every dog has dreamed of from the time they were a pup.

http://boknowsonline.com/2008/08/05/mine-sniffing-rats-on-a-leash/

Cat For Dog Swap Meet

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

“Can’t we all just get along?” I hear my father ask at the breakfast table to no one in particular. He’s deep into a story about kidnapping, extortion and grand theft. Must be he’s reading the Wall Street Journal again, right?. Not so, it’s the Palm Beach Post and the story involves a cat, a dog and two humans.

A woman from Wellington and a man from Greenacres have been going at it like cats and dogs.

Now the man from Greenacres has both the cat and the dog, and the woman from Wellington has been charged with grand theft and extortion.

The Wellington woman faces two felony charges over allegations....http://boknowsonline.com/2008/07/28/cat-for-dog-swap-meet/

One Flew Over The Cukoo Cat's Nest

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

What more can I say about the mental disorder of loving cats that hasn’t already been said? Not much, but I will share with you the following story showing you just how far the problem can go.

How far? All the way to the psych ward.

After being locked in a loony bin for trying to save the feline when it got stuck in a building wall, cat lover Chris Muth has lost his home, his job and even his girlfriend.

The trouble started last week, when....http://boknowsonline.com/2008/07/28/one-flew-over-the-cukoo-cats-nest/

I Want To Ride My Bicycle

Bo (woof) In Commentary:
Young dogs today, they’re so lazy. It seems to me they only want to take the car when it’s time to go somewhere. That’s why I was pleased to see this video of a Dalmatian taking his bike for a spin. Sure he isn’t very good at it, requiring training wheels, but at least he’s getting his excercise....http://boknowsonline.com/2008/07/23/i-want-to-ride-my-bicycle/ .