Monday, June 30, 2008

Hang Five

Bo (w99f) In Commentary:

I live in a land locked area so when I see news like this it makes me jealous. While I get to trek up mountains, carrying my owners lunch and drink on my back, these dogs get to go out and surf. Yeah, that’s right, surf.

This year was the 3rd Annual Loews Coronado Bay Resort Surf Dog Competition at Imperial Beach in California.

These canines bring a whole new meaning to the term sea dog.....http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/30/hang-five/

Friday, June 27, 2008

McDonald's Roosteraunt

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

In an era of McNuggets and McChicken sandwiches, this bird brings new meaning to the term “fast food.”

A brown hen has taken up residence outside a McDonald’s in Temecula and, try as they might, neither the employees nor the customers can catch her.

That’s like a dog hanging out in front of a Chinese restaurant in Peking. Sure everything seems OK, until they catch you. Next thing you know, you’re the number 12, extra spicy, on the menu.

It has been almost four months ....con't http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/27/mcdonalds-roosteraunt/#more-566

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dogman Caught!

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

Crime, I don’t condone it, but sometimes you do feel sorry for the perp. Take for instance this story of an animal lover looking to provide for his pets.

TOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese animal-lover on welfare went to extremes to provide for his many pets by robbing convenience stores while wearing the mask of a dog, police said Monday.

Takaharu Kawata — branded by Japanese media as “The Dogman” — was caught on a surveillance camera wearing an oversized black-and-white canine mask while brandishing a knife.

OK…I feel I need to step in here. Please take a look at the picture accompanying this article. Does that look (con't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/25/dogman-caught/)

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

How To Start Your Car Using A Dog

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

Here’s a story from a few years ago that I stumbled upon between naps. It’s still relevant in today’s high tech world.

A breakdown patrol man who came to the rescue of a woman motorist has managed to get her car started using her dog.

How do you start a car with a dog? I guess you can stick its tail in the ignition and see if it starts or maybe attach the car to the dog like a rickshaw and pop it into gear when it gets rolling fast enough. What other solutions could there be?

Juliette Piesley, 39, had changed the battery in her electronic key fob but...con't at http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/23/salt-and-vinegar-immobiliser-chips/

Monday, June 23, 2008

Back Scratcher (LOL! video)

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

You ever have one of those itches that you just can’t reach? It’s frustrating, especially when you don’t have anybody around to scratch it for you. It looks as if the dog in this video has figured out a way for a self service back scratch. Oooohh that looks like it feels good…just look at those legs twitching!! Watch @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/22/back-scratcher/

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

When Funny Faces Aren't Funny

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

You ever notice the annoying voices that owners use to speak to us? I can live with that but here’s a trend I’m happy they stopped dead in its tracks.

Jayna Hutchinson, a 33-year-old Vermont woman, was charged with cruelty to animals and resisting arrest after a police officer caught her staring at his dog in a “taunting/harassing manner.”

Dogs on the scene...(con't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/17/when-funny-faces-arent-funny/)

Monday, June 16, 2008

Working For The Man

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

We all wonder at times what owners do when they leave the house for nine hours out of the day, only to come back stressed and mentally drained. What are they doing, and why are they doing it? It’s called work and this week you may be lucky enough to find out what goes on.

Take Your Dog to Work Day is June 20, which leaves you little more than a week to convince your boss to let you spread a little interspecies cheer - not to mention dog hair - around the office.

If you do get the green light, remember that you only have this one chance to make a good first impression - and create the possibility of an annual company tradition. Here are some tips for success:

Nobody has to worry about me making a good first impression. Just let me know if you want me to pee or poop first. It’s up to you, I’m easy going that way. Somehow I think that the ‘expert’ writing this may have...con't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/16/working-for-the-man/

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Monkey Business

Bo (woof ) In Commentary:

Monkey see, monkey do. That’s the explanation I come up with as to why a damn, dirty ape won’t keep his mitts off the honor of being on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Clearly driven by the sight of Lassie’s and Rin Tin Tin’s names between his toes as he peruses the shops on Hollywood Blvd, Cheeta the monkey actor is pushing to get his name put there as well.

LOS ANGELES - Three stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame have gone to the dogs, so why can’t Cheeta the chimp get some love? The animal actor, whose credits include the 1967 comedy “Dr. Doolittle” and the “Tarzan” movies, is trying for the seventh time to get a sidewalk star and become the first monkey to get the honor.

If fame is the measurement, then you know who should get a star instead of Cheeta? Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose fame. C’mon, any ape willing to kiss Ruth Gordon on the lips deserves a star.

Cheeta’s “inclusion on the Hollywood Walk of Fame will not only give (con't @http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/11/monkey-business/)

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Fangs A Lot

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

They say only the good die young, maybe that’s why I’m a ripe 16 and a half years old. Here’s the story of an elected official, Mayor Cochran, who died at the age of 12. Yup, a mayor that was elected to office at the young age of eight, serving four years before his death.

Junior Cochran, the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky has died at the age of twelve. A little young for a mayor you might think, but that’s 84 in dog years!

Yes that’s right, Junior Cochran was a black labrador. Junior was voted mayor of Rabbit Hash in 2004 by a landslide victory after receiving over 3,000 votes, and making him only the second dog to ever become mayor of the town.

The high profile Cochran rose to fame convicting O.K. Simpson for the attack and murder of two rabbits. The notoriety he gained from the showcase trial was the springboard to his landslide victory.

cont't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/10/fangs-a-lot/

Monday, June 9, 2008

Mayor To Rule Rainbow Bridge

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

They say only the good die young, maybe that’s why I’m a ripe 16 and a half years old. Here’s the story of an elected official, Mayor Cochran, who died at the age of 12. Yup, a mayor that was elected to office at the young age of eight, serving four years before his death.

Junior Cochran, the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky has died at the age of twelve. A little young for a mayor you might think, but that’s 84 in dog years! Yes that’s right..(con't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/09/mayor-to-rule-rainbow-bridge/#more-499)

Friday, June 6, 2008

Hen House, Co

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

I don’t know why other animals think it’s such a great thing to be a human’s pet. Let me tell you, there are plenty of challenges getting my owners to provide goodies for my belly. You’d be shocked if you heard of the the humiliating things they make you do. Who else but a sadistic owner would think of putting a biscuit on the nose of their pet and not allowing it to move until the OK signal is given? That’s like putting a jelly donut on Rosie O’Donnell’s face and not letting her eat it. It’s cruel. Despite this, animals of all stripes are looking to join humans and bond with them. Here’s the latest entry

FT. COLINS, Colo. (CBS) - Soon people in Fort Collins might be able to keep chickens as pets, similar to a dog or a cat. The City Council voted 5-2 to approve an ordinance Tuesday night, but it must still go through a final reading.

Fort Collins resident Dan Brown is leading the charge to allow chickens anywhere in Fort Collins. He says egg-laying chickens are a way for gardeners like him to make more food.

You know who else makes food? My feline sister Moose. Granted they’re not eggs but the kitty snickers are fabulous, and dare I say, more nutritious.

Brown said. “We’re not asking for any special treatment for chickens. We’re asking them to be treated just as any other household family pet would be.”

I’d like to see Brown take his chicken on a walk in the woods, drop it off at chickie day-care or (con't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/05/henhouse-co/#more-497)

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Bubble Buddy Review

Bo (woof) In Product Review:

Imagine, if you will, walking in the rain but instead of raindrops coming out of the sky it’s bacon flavored bubbles. Sound like a dream you’d twitch to? Well, purchase the Bubble Buddy and according to its maker, Happy Dog Toys, it may very well come true.

Recently I was in PetSmart, perusing the aisles with the old man in tow when the Bubble Buddy caught my eye. Once I read the packaging, I knew I had to get one for myself. It read…

  • Blow ‘em! Chase ‘em! Chomp ‘em!
  • Get ready for bubble chompin’ fun!
  • Watch your dog jump for joy
  • Your dog will go bonkers over the bacon-scented bubbles
  • You and your dog will have a blast!

That was the promise but in practice does the Bubble Buddy meet these lofty goals?

Before I begin, keep in mind that Happy Dog recommends this product for ages eight to adult. So for any of you young Pomeranians reading this, the Bubble Buddy is not for you.

Bubble Buddy PackageOnce home, I waited with anticipation as my father opened the packaging. The gun slipped out easily enough and so did the container of soapy sizzlin’ bacon juice. There’s a small chamber on the gun to put the bubble solution in. To me, it seemed too small, but then again I don’t hold the patent to this thing, Happy Dog Toys does. Surely the size of the chamber was a compromise between form and function.

When the bottle of bubble juice was opened, the room suddenly came alive with the smell of its contents. Sure, my parents couldn’t smell it, but since I have over 10,000 more smelling cells on my nose than they do, I could. The odor wasn’t quite sizzlin’ bacon but it was kinda like it. To me it was a cross between Baco’s and...(read full review @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/04/bubble-buddy-review/#more-487)

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Stuck In A Who Who

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

Have you ever gotten so excited over something that you forgot everything else around you? You know, like when you hear the word treat…all else ceases to exist except the placement of the cookie jar and the hand that dips into it. Well here’s a story about a little terrier that was focused on a mouse and the subsequent fallout from his inability to multi-task.

Hector the dog was left howling in frustration after he took an unfortunate turn during a mouse hunt.

The Norfolk terrier got his head wedged in an owl-shaped earthenware pot after chasing the creature into it.

Owner Molly Mapes couldn’t pull off the heavy ornament and had to call firefighters to rescue her pet.

They used hydraulic equipment - normally used to cut casualties from cars - to free her five-year-old pet, who was not hurt in his escapade.

The only casualty here was Hector’s reputation.

‘My grandson heard a (con't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/02/stuck-in-a-who-who/)

Monday, June 2, 2008

Just Say No

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

Drugs. I don’t clearly remember how I’ve become addicted to them. It may have been my parents pushing them on me or maybe it was me demanding them. It’s all so hazy now. All I know is that I ‘need’ to have each and every one of my pills to keep me going every day. That’s why this story on an owner pilfering his dog’s drugs is so upsetting.

DES MOINES, Iowa - A Des Moines man who was arrested for driving while intoxicated apparently took his dog’s pills by mistake.

Authorities say that Clarence Fenton had phenobarbital in his system when he crashed his sport utility vehicle into a utility pole last November. It took several months for the results of the blood tests that showed the drug in Fenton’s system.

Police say they found a bottle of pills prescribed for “Saturn” at the scene. They say Fenton admitted taking pills and that “Saturn” is his dog.

Phenobarbital is a drug used to control seizures in people and pets.

It is not a drug to be taken if your owner’s primary goal is to avoid utility poles. It says so in the fine print, under side effects, right after ‘Taking this drug may result in (con't @ http://boknowsonline.com/2008/06/02/478/#more-478)