Elvis Spotted Attacking Pensioner

Bo (woof) In Commentary:
As an experienced canine I’ve learned one thing: do not bite the hand that feeds you. If you do, you can kiss your milkbones, cheweys and the fatty parts of steaks goodbye.

I didn’t come to this conclusion because of my book learnin’ but because of my street smarts.

You’d think that an animal living in the streets would be just as wise and follow in my pawsteps. Not so. You see, Elvis the squirrel, bit the one hand that was there to help.

Gorilla In a Mistress Search

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

Some on this planet are good with the ladies, others are not. Rin Tin Tin was an example of the former, having bedded over 12,000 chihuahua’s during his time on earth. Benji, on the other paw, was known to stutter and submissively pee when he encountered a female.

Me? I’d be great with the girls, if I cared about perusing them. But I don’t. A vet took care of that urge for me. That doesn’t stop me from trying to help....http://boknowsonline.com/2008/10/23/gorilla-in-a-mistress-search/

Loaded Horse Falls Into Pool

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

It may seem odd, but I love apples. I really do. Usually my father eats all around the core and then gives me the rest to eat, seeds and all.

I hope those seeds don’t germinate. I guess I won’t really know until a twig sprouts out of my ear.

Anyway, I was reading the following story....http://boknowsonline.com/2008/10/20/loaded-horse-falls-into-pool/

Humans Outsourced By Dogs

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

I’m amazed at the changes that have happened in society since I first put paw on earth. When I was a pup, all we were used for was fetching the paper, chasing the cat and barking at the mailman.

Times have changed. Now we’re allowed to lead blind people into traffic, solve crimes in forensic units and sniff out bombs in remote locales of the world.

But it’s not just high profile jobs we’re taking on, but mundane ones as well. Take, for instance, letting kids read to us, having old people pet us and letting vet trainees express our anal glands... http://boknowsonline.com/2008/10/14/humans-outsourced-by-dogs/

Dog's Love Of Melon Leads To Knife Fight

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

I love watermelon, but only the seedless variety. Nothing’s worse than getting seeds in your mouth and not knowing whether you should spit them on the carpet or into your paw, especially at a dinner party. I also prefer it nicely sliced, not too close to the bitter rind, and cubed. After all, I’m not an uncultured rube.

I imagine the .....http://boknowsonline.com/2008/10/03/dogs-love-of-melon-leads-to-knife-fight/

Adopt-A-Month Happy Tails: Bo's Story

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS IN ALL THE WORLD SHE WALKS INTO MINE…..

We met back in the early 90’s, December of ‘92 to be exact. I just had a major blowout with my first, somewhat dysfunctional family and decided that it was best for all if I just left. My foster dad gave me a ride to nowhere that ended up at a boarding house in Albany, NY. The place was great, warm with plenty of company, and their cheesy poof biscuits were to die for. On the downside, it was loud and smelly, not unlike me.

Even a lowly pug could smell her coming from miles away. It was Monday, as I recall, and the bells on the door jingled to announce her arrival. She was a beautiful blonde with a quick smile and a big heart. We’d seen this type before; they usually left with one of the pure bred puppies, but something was different about this one. My instincts told me that any canine would be darn lucky to go home with a dame like her, so I made it my top priority to be that hound.

She wandered back to where we lived. Frankly, I was a bit embarrassed about the condition of the place. Some of my cage mates were not very clean and some even took to pooping where they ate. My next cage neighbor’s lack of etiquette was particularly noteworthy as he took to eating kitty snickers (that’s slang for cat poo in the big house) openly. Sure they taste good, but you’re not getting adopted if you’re seen eating one.

As she came closer to my humble accommodations, I tried everything I could to grab her attention. When she finally got to me I made direct eye contact with her, angled my head at a 45 degree tilt and gave her my trademark BoPaw’ reach. As a bonus, my head as a pup was fully-grown, although my body wasn’t. While it would have been abnormal on any other dog, my oversized cranium actually made me cuter.

With the paw in the air and the bobble head turned just so, I stared into her eyes. I could see instantly she wanted me. Needed me. Had to have me. Hey who wouldn’t?...........http://dogblog.dogster.com/2008/10/01/adopt-a-month-happy-tails-bos-story/.

Cow Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

Bo (woof) In Commentary:

It seems the rules for cows are a bit stricter than for canines. I have to admit, I’ve chased kids, I’ve urinated in my neighbor’s garden and told people to ‘kiss my grits’ but I never spent a night in jail for it. But then again, I have to spend my nights in the same room that my father rearranges the furniture, with his snoring. That’s punishment enough........http://boknowsonline.com/2008/10/01/cow-arrested-for-disorderly-conduct/